Zombie Movie with Midgets

There are no great zombie movies with zombie midgets. It seems unjust to exclude midgets from the ranks of the creepy, blank-faced undead. Little people can be terrifying zombies; in fact, I contend that they would be even more terrifying than your average-height, run of the mill zombie. Midgets, by design, would make the scariest zombies ever known.

Let's consider the facts:

Midgets have been the brunt of many degrading and humiliating jokes. This contributes to their midget-rage. If you combine midget-rage with the powers of the undead, you have yourself one bad-ass midget who won't hesitate to open up your skull and slurp your head hollow.

Midgets can fit into places that taller people cannot. Let's say there is an apocalyptic catastrophe that turns the majority of earth's citizens into brain-thirsty zombies, hell bent on killing all non-zombies. You are one of the few survivors and you are holed up in a “safe place”. With midget zombies, your safe place will become a zombie buffet. Midgets can fit in ventilation shafts, sewers, chimneys, underneath public restroom stalls, in the overhead baggage compartment of planes and other tight places that their larger, zombie compadres cannot. Once you have a midget zombie breach in your stronghold, say your prayers brother, cause’ your grey matter is as good as gone.

Finally, midgets would make superior zombies because their high-pitch screams would cause extraordinary terror in the hearts of their victims. The low moans and grunts of larger zombies are too tired and old. Those low zombie sounds have been used too often. Victims of large zombies are probably lulled into boredom when they hear their attacker gently moaning and grunting like a big zow. Imagine the heart-halting fright as a midget zombie approaches you for the kill and screeches like a mighty eagle! Oh, it gives me the chills just thinking about it!