Boo Hoo to you, Wussy-Boy!

Last weekend my brother-in-law came for a visit with a bunch of his friends. They are all twenty-something choir nerds who still live with their parents. Perhaps it's because the realities of responsibility have not settled in yet, or maybe it's ingrained in choir nerds, but they were hyper and a bit annoying. To relieve my frustration and boredom, I started to tease my brother-in-law. I started with some mild comments about nose-picking and poor hygiene practices. I think I threw in some jokes about the size of his manhood...Actually, I am not really sure what was said because I was in a ZONE, I was red hot! I was roasting my brother-in- law alive!

Well, apparently I offended him. He was sad and he let the things I say to him effect his mood. He said something about it to my wife, who in turn talked to me about it. I guess my teasing stung because it hit close to home. Maybe he really does have poor hygiene and really does pick his nose and eat it. Perhaps I will never really know. Considering he is not man enough to talk to me about it. Instead he runs to his sister with tears in his eyes. There is no honor in that, WUSSY BOY! There are one of two Manly ways to handle my teasing, and running to a woman, crying like a baby is not one of them! The proper way to handle someone's teasing is to either: tease the teaser back and have some fun yourself, OR talk to them face to face after the teasing is done and let them know that your fuzzy-bunny feelings were hurt.

Wussy-Boy, all I have to say to you now is Boo-Hoo.