Wow, 31 years old. I remeber thinking about being an adult when I was a kid. 20 was getting up there in years and 31 was just ridiculously old. I try to tell my wife that to the mind of a 10 year old, I should be wearing depends and using a walker. But she refuses to change my diapers, so I have to just keep using the toilet.
The best thing that happened to me for my birthday is finding out what gender our "Bun-in-the-oven" is. It's a girl, which is wonderful and exciting. The Boy calls her Shaak-Ti, after a female Jedi who is an amazing fighter in the Clone Wars cartoons.
Because of the beauty this little girl will undoubtedly have, I am going to start Ninja training. As a Ninja-Dad, I can track her dates, find out where they live and siletnly execute the entire family of any boy who does inappropriate things to my daughter. Just think about it, here's some punk kid putting the moves on Shaak-Ti and just as his hand starts wandering....shuriken to the eyeball....
Sure, I will have to sacrifice my current values and morals to be a Ninja, but it's worth it to defend the honor of my little Shaak-Ti.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Happy Birthday to Me
Posted by Kersten at 9:22 AM
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You will be a marvelous father to little Shak-T. I know she will appreciate her Ninja-Father. Sorry, that I won't change your diapers quite yet. I think Noah's and baby girl's are enough. Happy birthday my love
I agree Kersten - you are soooo very old - I am sooo sorry you still have to use the toilet, but hey, Shak - T will have diapers you can change to practice for when you are even older than you are now. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday our German friend! Wish we were there to celebrate but now that you are so old we don't wanna be seen with you anymore...you'll cramp our style! Just kidding man. Hope you had a great day! (We're really good friends with lame birthday wishes -- over the internet-- late--with no card and no presents -- but we are just making up for the fact that you withheld the sex of your baby from us ;) ) Hopefully we will see you soon.
Shaak-Ti will have 2 protectors....you always have Uncle Nik as well....
Congrats on the girl! She will be more then well protected I am sure between you, your fam, and Laurie's I have no doubt. I think the Ninja thing would work well for you, it would certainly cut down on picking out what to wear.
Hey man. Tell me you are old when you are pushing 60 okay. Remember you are only as old as you feel.
Sorry right now you are 60... LOL
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